A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.
i decided to screencap some of my tweets from the last month so i can put it in my about me tag for easy access also i THINK I’M FUNNY SOMETIMES ALRIGHT??? ok
presenting: jenny gets her wisdom teeth out and other tweets agonizing about cap2
UM EXCUSE YOU
TAYLOR SWIFT IS AN IMPORTANT MUSICAL SOURCE OF INSPIRATION AND DESERVES MORE RESPECT THAN YOU ARE DEMONSTRATING HERE
oh man aksdjfaksd i wish i could do so many things with my life but that’s physically impossible so here is a list of alternate universes that i could have existed in
i thought about answers like “PAYING ME TO BLOG” or “PAYING ME TO WRITE FIC” but tbh i would probably get so bored of those within like, months. i know i complain about it a lot but i think i’m one of those who thrives off of stress.
i don’t eat jellybeans i am a soulless heathen yes i know
BUT IF I HAD TO CHOOSE I GUESS:
tbh i actually don’t like candy that much unless it’s chocolate or caramel or white rabbit candy, then i’m all over that hell yeah
you can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. hit shuffle on your ipod, phone, itunes, media player etc and write down the first 20 songs. then pass this on to 10 people. one rule: no skipping.
heemy and raimi tagged me and i’m currently procrastinating crying over my personal statement so here are my shame answers:
i learnt so much from tumblr user augustbird's writing process it was an honor to co-write a fic with her
when u tell ur friend a plot twist for ur story