procerperficio:

If you like Cabin Pressure, you WILL watch this video and you WILL drown in your own tears of pain and feels. How can you even make something like this?! It’s a radio show! A comedy! This should not be possible!

This is amazing, just watch it OK?

• James: hey erica
• James: remember when cabin pressure
• sequoia sea: I WAS JUST TELLING RILEY ABOUT IT
• sequoia sea: AND HE ASKED ME
• sequoia sea: IF IT ENDED WITH A PLANE CRASH
• sequoia sea: DEAD FUCKING SERIOUSLY
• sequoia sea: HE'S A MONSTER
• sequoia sea: HE'S BEEN RUINED BY JOSS
• James: that seems like a legit way to end it man
• James: if they have to go out at least they're going out together
• sequoia sea: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS
• James: and douglas would say something like "it's been an honor flying with you captain"
• James: and then they would hug
• sequoia sea: ....
• sequoia sea: n
• sequoia sea: o
• sequoia sea: p
• sequoia sea: e
• James: and once it became completely inevitable, maybe carolyn and arthur would just sit together and hold hands
• James: going out together
• James: like a family
• sequoia sea: i
• sequoia sea: are you satan?
• Bard: They'd play a game on the way down
• Bard: Arthur would insist
• sequoia sea: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
• sequoia sea: /chucks laptop across the room
• Bard: and it would have just been, like
• Bard: a normal jaunt
• Bard: everything fine
• Bard: GERTI's getting old
• Bard: these things happen
• James: just a simple cargo flight, not even that far
• Bard: they would be going to... Oh. Boston, maybe?
• Bard: Far enough
• James: across the ocean
• Bard: that when they started getting signs something was wrong
• Bard: they'd argue like always
• James: they're close enough to the halfway point that it's debateable whether they should turn back or not
• Bard: and Carolyn would say No Let's Not Bother, We Need This Flight
• Bard: and a diversion is almost as bad
• James: we can't keep going to Iceland, Martin, really we can't.
• Bard: and then something really /bad/ happens
• Bard: and suddenly it's a moot point
• Bard: because they /can't/ divert
• Bard: and they don't have the power to go all the way
• James: not can they keep going
• Bard: and they are going to end up in the ocean. The end
• Bard: that is just how it is
• James: into the middle of the atlantic
• Bard: but
• Bard: but they can try
• Bard: and they /do/ try
• James: of course they do
• Bard: there is no point in giving up
• James: Martin would fight the hardest, I think.
• Bard: He really would
• James: to save his plane
• James: and his crew
• James: HIS crew
• Bard: he'd fight right up until Douglas put a hand on his arm
• Bard: and said that.
• Bard: "It's been a pleasure flying with you, Captain."
• James: and then martin would break down
• Bard: and Martin would just. Deflate
• James: just for a little bit
• James: they all have to be strong for arthur, of course
• James: but douglas gives martin those few minutes
• James: and then they go back out to the galley
• James: and douglas shakes his head at carolyn
• James: over arthur's head
• Bard: leave her to fly herself
• James: because at this point she'll do as good a job as any of them
• Bard: and she's a good old girl, our GERTI
• Bard: she'll do her best
• James: she'll keep them safe if it's in her power to do so
• James: but sometimes it's just not
• Bard: and they'd all band together to make it easier for arthur
• Bard: go down with a smile
• Bard: Even Douglas
• Bard: I bet he'd sing
• sequoia sea: i
• sequoia sea: no
• James: and all the warning lights and noises are going off
• James: and arthur just beams and goes
• Bard: and Martin just
• James: "oh, GERTI's fizz buzz again!"
• James: and his voice kinda wavers
• Bard: reaches over and turns them off
• Bard: all of them
• Bard: and is like
• Bard: Have a banaaaaana
• sequoia sea: ....
• James: very softly
• Bard: and Carolyn /almost/ cries
• Bard: just
• Bard: just almost
• Bard: but she doesn't
• James: she holds it together for arthur
• Bard: and she says "Yes, well. Horrible game."
• James: and arthur would go "aww, mum!"
• James: and they'd forget for a second
• James: just a second
• Bard: and /that's/ when they hit
• Bard: and
• Bard: THIS WAS CABIN PRESSURE
• James: BY JOHN FINNEMORE
• sequoia sea: FUCK YOU BOTH
• sequoia sea: FUCK YOUR COW
• Bard: and Benedict's voice would be quiet and respectful
• sequoia sea: GET OUT OF MY LIFE
• sequoia sea: WE ARE BREAKING UP
• James: very quiet
• James: very much like how it was for abu dahbi
• James: very subdued
• James: no big "BBCEEEEEE" at the end
• Bard: Like a normal BBC announcer
• James: and just solemn clapping at the end from the audience
• James: no cheering or whistles
• James: just clapping
• James: for the crew
• Bard: yes
• Bard: For the Cabin Crew
• James: those magnificent men in their flying machines
• sequoia sea: I
• Bard: ...what a good episode
• sequoia sea: i think
• sequoia sea: you broke me
• Bard: =salutes=
• James: *tips hat*
• Bard: Thank you for flying MJN Air.
• James: nice touch
• Bard: Thanks.
• James: martin's last cabin address
• James: would end like that
• Bard: Yes, yes it would
• James: from all of us up here on the flight deck
• James: from first officer douglas richardson and myself
• James: thank you for flying mjn air
• sequoia sea: I AM S O D O N E
• James: *click*
• sequoia sea: incoherent screaming

sassiarty:

Merry Christmas Jenny! Here it is, your Sherlock Secret Santa gift! It’s a Cabin Pressure/Sherlock crossover, based on your tags from this post (as well as the post itself, obviously). Hopefully you like it, and enjoy reading it. :)

Title: our hearts were little stones
Word Count: 2,903 words
Summary:

It’s Sherlock who’s on the other side of the door.

John’s first thought is that he’s going crazy. Why else would he be seeing Sherlock right now? But as he stares for too long, slowly, differences start to appear. This man is shorter than Sherlock, his complexion is far worse, and his hair is red. Possibly the biggest difference of all is the huge smile plastered across his face. Even when he was smiling, Sherlock never seemed to radiate so much joy, especially over something as trivial as meeting a new person.

“Icarus Removals!” the man chirps. “Are you John Watson?”

John stares. “The boxes are upstairs,” he says, because he really can’t think of anything else to say.

AO3.

I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO FORM WORDS ABOUT HOW MUCH I AM IN LOVE WITH THISAKDFJKALA SELF-DESTRUCTS IN PAINFUL MIX OF MARTIN CRIEFF ANGST AND RECOVERING JOHN/MARTIN JOY AND THEN STARTS TO CRY

procerperficio:

If you like Cabin Pressure, you WILL watch this video and you WILL drown in your own tears of pain and feels. How can you even make something like this?! It’s a radio show! A comedy! This should not be possible!

This is amazing, just watch it OK?

flooillustrations:

Study in Study

Hi, guys. My name’s Martin Crieff, the captain, and I’m the guy in charge of flying you today. On behalf of the rest of the guys on my team, and the guys back the ground, let me give you guys one hell of a big MJN welcome onboard today. Now, before we go right ahead and fly some plane, I’m going to ask you to pay attention to this short safety demonstration. Hey, I know guys. Big yawn, eh? Heh. But you know what? It might just save your life.  A-a-a-although, of course, an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely. Okay. See you on the flipside of the safety demonstration. Ciao!

design4living:

At the Cabin Pressure series 3 recording. Sorry about the poor quality…

• courtni: daily reminder that martin crieff hasn't heard anyone say 'i love you' since his mum died
• courtni: hint: that's over 2 decades ago
• me: NO FUCK YOU