otterbatch:

okay um im just gonna make a post about it because i am BURSTING because JENNY GOT THE GODDAMN HARVARD JOB SO SHE IS COMING TO BOSTON AND I AM SO PROUD OF HER BECAUSE SHE IS SO SMART AND SO DRIVEN AND SHE HAS SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES AHEAD OF HER AND HER LIFE IS SO AMAZING AND SHE IS SO AMAZING AND YOU ARE SO AMAZING AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU ARE IT MAKES ME WANT TO SING

AND THEN YOU’LL BE HERE AND I’LL BE HERE AND LIKE I CAN COME AND SEE YOU AND YOU’LL BE SO CLOSE TO ME THAT I CAN JUST LIKE COME AND SEE YOU AND WE CAN GO EAT DENNY’S AND CNR AND WOW IM JUST SO PROUD OF YOU AND SO EXCITED THAT YOU’RE COMING TO BOSTON AND THAT YOU HAVE A JOB AND WOW YEAH WOW

WOW

SO THIS IS A THING THAT’S HAPPENING AND I’M CRYING BECAUSE I LOVE JULIA SO MUCH SHE’S HELPED ME THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT OVER THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS AND BASICALLY SHE’S JUST THE BEST

THE

BEST

LIKE NORMALLY I KEEP OUR CIRCLEJERK ON THE DOWN LOW BUT I’M LITERALLY JUST BURSTING WITH SOPPY HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW I’M SORRY (BUT NOT REALLY) THAT YOU GUYS ARE ALL BEING SUBJECTED TO THIS

JULIA APPRECIATION BLOG

literally the only reason why i’m friends with julia

otterbatch:

so um I sent jenny this gif and then

me:  ”John…..”
me:  no but really
can you imagine
Jenny:  yes
all too well
me:  he’d be so nervous about it I doubt sherlock touches himself often I just
Jenny:  omg
me:  he’d have his eyes closed
really lightly like in a doze so he could better imagine things because he’d have thought this through
“I won’t want a visual stimulus but I do not want other visual stimuli to disrupt my experience”
he’d be really frustrated he couldn’t get porn of john

considers for .3 seconds asking mycroft
decides that no hiS BRAIN IS GOOD ENOUGH HE WILL NOT ASK MYCROFT WHY DID HE EVEN THINK OF THAT OH MY GOD
Jenny:  julia stop julia i
aksldfkasjdf
me:  so he pretends to be all confident when he gets all ready for it and he takes off his clothes but he’s just like “where do I do it do I sit do I lie down do I just do it standing I don’t want to do it standing okay I’ll lie down”
that’s clearly carpet so he just

goes to the floor
Jenny:  i
me:  he closes his eyes and his lips are moving like he’s muttering to himself but he’s not saying anything
and then almost by accident “John… ” comes out of his mouth because god he wants it and he never wants to say to himself that he wants it but god, he does
Jenny:  fuckiNG PINING

FOREVER THE FUCKING DEATH OF ME
me:  and this his hand just barely grazes himself and his eyes squeeze shut and his hips buck just the slightest and OH god, why do ordinary people busy themselves with this why— oh
and he can’t stop himself and all he wants is john and
WHY IS THIS SO SAD
EXITS OUT OF GIF
Jenny:  DOES HE IMAGINE JOHN’S HAND ON HIM
me:  NATURALLY
Jenny:  DOES HE THINK ABOUT JOHN WATCHING HIM
I CAN’T DO THIS ANY MORE ALSO EXITS OUT OF GIF
me:  HE WISHES THAT JOHN WAS ON TOP OF HIM and for a moment he breaks the fantasy and wonders if he should
put pillows on himself
to simulate john being on top of him
but then he realizes that wouldn’t work and it breaks the mood and it only reminds him that john isn’t actually here
Jenny:  omg
fuck off
cries
me:  then he changes his pace because he thinks john would be rougher and he shocks himself and his eyes flutter open and closed again
and then he realizes john may be gentle so he slows down
and then he’s writhing
partly from pleasure partly from the frustration of never being able to know

jenny look my google chrome tabs are apologizing for your blog’s existence

Song: Vindicated
Artist: Dashboard Confessional
660 plays

gazsuh:

Dashboard Confessional - Vindicated

Vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong, I am right, I swear I’m right, swear I knew it all along, and I am flawed but I am cleaning up so well I am seeing in me now the things you swore, you saw yourself

otterbatch:

this was my favorite request so

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dear anonymous who wanted apocalyptic johnlock,

this is better than anything i could have written.  like by a magnitude of at least fifty.  seriously, go read it.