berserkr-bread:

fic where steve is having his morning run but sam is nowhere in sight so he just has to run on his own with no one to tease about how slow they are but then suddenly nyoooom “ON YOUR RIGHT” sam screams as he passes flying by and puSHES STEVE INTO THE FOUNTAIN

1 week ago  —  4/7/2014  —  15,881 notes
#captain america #omg




The Musketeers + Archer

2 weeks ago  —  3/30/2014  —  485 notes
#the musketeers #omg




Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

5 months ago  —  10/25/2013  —  9,267 notes
#omg




sirius-draws:

i read a fic somewhere where cecil’s tattoo’s moved to carlos 

6 months ago  —  10/14/2013  —  17,096 notes
#nightvale #omg




sturmtruppen:

walter white is out of control

sturmtruppen:

walter white is out of control

6 months ago  —  10/9/2013  —  89,215 notes
#omg




lifted-nevermore:

wingsunfurled:

Watching this video [X] we couldn’t help but see certain similarities between BBC Sherlock and CBS Sherlock.

CBS Sherlock (Dog) // Joan Watson

BBC Sherlock (Cat) //  John Watson

Accurate

6 months ago  —  10/5/2013  —  15,473 notes
#sherlock #elementary #omg




ecmajor:

A reverse harpy. My god.

Pffffffffflol

6 months ago  —  10/5/2013  —  67,868 notes
#omg




(x)

7 months ago  —  9/7/2013  —  12,088 notes
#jesse eisenberg #omg #heemy




swarley:


“Is it painful?” John asks. He looks into her face, shoulders straight.
“You have to understand that our results so far have been limited to only a few studies,” Dr. Stapleton begins.
“Don’t sugarcoat it,” John says. His voice is flat. He feels like he’s twenty-eight again with the Afghan wind sweeping sand into his face and the roar of helicopters above. “Is it painful?”
She hesitates, but then she admits, “By the end of the infection, our animals seemed distressed.”


There was a coping technique that John adopted when he was a field medic.
It was that he was already dead. The bullet just hadn’t found him yet.
Equilibrium by augustbird (x)

swarley:

“Is it painful?” John asks. He looks into her face, shoulders straight.

“You have to understand that our results so far have been limited to only a few studies,” Dr. Stapleton begins.

“Don’t sugarcoat it,” John says. His voice is flat. He feels like he’s twenty-eight again with the Afghan wind sweeping sand into his face and the roar of helicopters above. “Is it painful?”

She hesitates, but then she admits, “By the end of the infection, our animals seemed distressed.”

There was a coping technique that John adopted when he was a field medic.

It was that he was already dead. The bullet just hadn’t found him yet.

Equilibrium by augustbird (x)

8 months ago  —  8/2/2013  —  238 notes
#sherlock #equilibrium #omg #LOVE THE COLORS IN THIS ONE #AND THE COMPOSITION #<333333 #also idk if this is of any interest to anyone but i totally stole that quote about being already dead from lt nate fick #from generation kill #if you guys haven't read his book one bullet away #and you have even the most fleeting of interest in contemporary military history #I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT




lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would apparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

11 months ago  —  5/3/2013  —  514,525 notes
#harry potter #omg